Platner's not dropping out so much as fading out — and now he wants to pick who takes the seat he's about to lose
Maybe it’s because I grew up watching so many Popeye cartoons, but doesn’t Graham Platner bear a striking resemblance to Bluto?
Fuck. OK, "fucking lucky" there's still time. Christ almighty, can't they just pick a Millennial or Gen-Z woman who's smart and otherwise checks the same policy boxes that pushed Platner? White guys always gotta be fraught.
Maybe it’s because I grew up watching so many Popeye cartoons, but doesn’t Graham Platner bear a striking resemblance to Bluto?
Fuck. OK, "fucking lucky" there's still time. Christ almighty, can't they just pick a Millennial or Gen-Z woman who's smart and otherwise checks the same policy boxes that pushed Platner? White guys always gotta be fraught.