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Sometimes You Eat the Party, and Sometimes, Man, the Party Eats You
The Dude tries to remember what happened to Elon's new political party. Turns out nothing happened, and that was always the likely outcome.
 • Jeffery Lebowski
This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man (Ninety Million Dollars Later)
Democrats keep buying back a rug that isn't walking through that door. The Dude has receipts, courtesy of Maude.
 • Jeffery Lebowski
They Turned Deportation Into a Snake Game, Man
The White House opened an arcade. Tetris already went on record about it. The Dude remains, on principle, unimpressed.
 • Jeffery Lebowski
So Where Exactly Is This Wilderness
Maude explained the forty-six percent floor to me in about ninety seconds, and I wish she hadn't. There's no exile. There's no room. There's just wall.
 • Jeffery Lebowski

August 2026

The Room Was Never Tied Together (Media Literacy)
Jefferson bought a whole newspaper just to call Hamilton a liar. That's the "golden age" of media literacy people are nostalgic for.
 • Jeffery Lebowski
The Rug Really Tied the Grift Together (Michael Cohen)
One network built him a branded show and killed it with a one-line memo forty-eight hours after he stopped being useful. That's the real then and now…
 • Jeffery Lebowski
Same Trophy, Different Bumper Sticker, Man
Duffy didn't save his daughter's soul from Harvard. He just found a cheaper trophy that wouldn't embarrass him on Fox. Same machine, different bumper…
 • Jeffery Lebowski
The Printer That Really Tied the Room Together
They put cabinet secretaries on the decoy plane so a printer could ride home safe. Then a senator said one name and the entire government had a meltdown…
 • Jeffery Lebowski
Man, That’s a Hell of a Mote
JVL at The Bulwark published a missive today on how batshit insane the Democratic Socialists of America are, and the Dude has some noted
 • Jeffery Lebowski
The Dude Abides… But Not Under Surveillance
A rug-philosophy treatise on why your doorbell is a narc
 • Jeffery Lebowski
Somebody Poured Liquid Oxygen on the Barbecue, Man
Part II. Trump didn't build the fire. He found the oxidizer. Somebody else lit the coal, and they'd like everyone to stop asking about it.
 • Jeffery Lebowski
The Wrong Lebowski
Reagan inherited the best public university system on earth and spent eight years explaining that it was the problem.
 • Jeffery Lebowski
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