Archive - The Dude shitposts

The DNC Autopsy: a 192-page document that doesn't believe in itself, man

Filed under: this will not stand | Three Caucasians were consumed in the writing of this piece. Possibly four.

11 hrs ago • Jeffery Lebowski

The Dude's Republican Reckoning, Man

The polls are bad. The floor is sticky. The rug isn't coming back. The Dude has done the math, man, and your Republican reckoning isn't showing up — not…

May 21 • Jeffery Lebowski

The Never Trump Thing, Man

These guys keep talking about persuasion like it's some kinda bowling league you can just show up to. Hate to break it, man, but the lanes are closed.

May 20 • Jeffery Lebowski

The Anti-Anti-Trump Thing, Man

They hate Trump. They hate the haters more. Conservative intellectuals found the coziest seat in the house — right on the fence. Receipts available upon…

May 19 • Jeffery Lebowski

The Never Trumpers, Man. The Never Trumpers.

Look, I'm not gonna get into the whole — okay, I am gonna get into the whole thing.

May 18 • Jeffery Lebowski

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