Sitemap - 2026 - The Dude Shitposts

The Dude Abides… But Not Under Surveillance

Somebody Poured Liquid Oxygen on the Barbecue, Man

The Wrong Lebowski

The Mule Abides

The Good Part Was a Mistake

You Don't Want a CRT, Man. You Want to Be Twelve.

Off the Record Is Not Opposition

The Median Voter Is a Cryptid

There Are No More Republicans in the Woods

The Brolin Abides: The Dude Mistakes One Granite-Jawed Man for Another

Donny, You're Out of Your Element" (And You Were Right)

Three Thousand Years of Beautiful Tradition, Starting Tuesday

Spectral Evidence and the Soiled Rug (the Pangram freakout)

Nobody's Canvassing for the Guy Who Bowls Twice a Year

The '70s Were Objectively Unhinged, Man

Man, They Almost Built a Fake Cuba

The Van Really Tied The Team Together

Mississippi Had a Whole-Ass Spy Agency for This, Dude

The Citizens' Council Had a Dress Code, Man

There is no Buckley Moment Coming

Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home (For Four Years, Tops)

They Skipped the Thirty Years

A Communist Invented Your Favorite Bumper Sticker

Dead Man Walking, Picking His Own Pallbearers (Platner - again)

It's Not Nostalgia, Man, It's Fan Fiction

Nobody Thanks the Guy Who Oiled the Lane

That's Not My Rug, Man (The American Dream, Explained)

Atonement's a Beautiful Thing, Man. It's Just Not a Resume.

Lookin' Out My Windshield - The Dude drives through America and notices some things, man

Charlie Sykes Is Playing The Eagles Again (fast follow-up)

I Hate the Fuckin' Eagles, Man

These Guys Have a Lot of Gall, Man

Sixty-One Names And Nobody To Vote For

This Is Not 'Nam. This Is An Election. There Are Rules (or: why primaries and voting are fucked)

That Rug Was Already Peed On, Man (The Awokening Edition)

Phase 2, Man

These Vote(r)s Do Not Abide

The Claw, The Cage, and the Calendar

Bill Ackman Is Out of His Element, man

This Fucking Guy: Elon Musk

The Grift Has a Grift, Man

Nobody Governs With the Jesus

The Field Hospital

Up, Down, and Out of Their Element

The Grift That Tied the Room Together

Facts not in Evidence man

That Rug Was Never His (Graham Platner)

The Small Dollar Thing. Also, Like, What Even Is a Strategy, Man.

The Most Expensive Innocence in the World

The Napkin That Peed on the Rug - Republican Economics

The Dude's Assessment of This Whole, Like, Global Situation (part 2)

This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man (part 1)

Nobody Fucks With The Heterodox (Except Maybe They Do)

The Rug, The Budget, And The People Who Peed On Both

The Never Trump Thing: It Really Ties the Room Together. They are a big part of why we're here

The Dude Reads Your Newsletter (He Doesn't)

Nobody Marks It Zero, Man (consultants)

The Fucking OFA, They Pissed on the Rug, Man

The Tribute Band Primary

The DNC Autopsy: a 192-page document that doesn't believe in itself, man

The Dude's Republican Reckoning, Man, can it really turn?

The Never Trump Thing, Man - Persuasion

The Anti-Anti-Trump Thing, Man - Anti Anti's

The Never Trumpers, Man. The Never Trumpers.