Sitemap - 2026 - The Dude Shitposts
The Dude Discovers That Five-Dimensional Chess Has a Honeypot
Man, I Thought We Bought the Whole Building
Man, Nobody Told the Corpse He Was Dead
Man, Can We Get an Accounting Before We Hug It Out?
Man, That’s a Four-Hundred-and-Forty-Six-Million-Dollar Bicycle
That’s a Lot of Cheeseburgers, Man
Man, We're Making a Freaking Fortune
Man, That’s a Hell of a Humanitarian Case
Man, Who Gave This Guy the Off Switch?
Now the Parsley Has a Campaign Office
Man, That's a Lot of Government for a Free Market
Man, the Room Keeps Getting Smaller and the Receipts Keep Getting Bigger
Man, That’s a Hundred and Fifty-Eight Ransoms...
They Had the Tool Since 1938, Man
Sometimes You Eat the Party, and Sometimes, Man, the Party Eats You
This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man (Ninety Million Dollars Later)
They Turned Deportation Into a Snake Game, Man
So Where Exactly Is This Wilderness
The Room Was Never Tied Together (Media Literacy)
The Rug Really Tied the Grift Together (Michael Cohen)
Same Trophy, Different Bumper Sticker, Man
The Printer That Really Tied the Room Together
The Dude Abides… But Not Under Surveillance
Somebody Poured Liquid Oxygen on the Barbecue, Man
You Don't Want a CRT, Man. You Want to Be Twelve.
Off the Record Is Not Opposition
There Are No More Republicans in the Woods
The Brolin Abides: The Dude Mistakes One Granite-Jawed Man for Another
Donny, You're Out of Your Element" (And You Were Right)
Three Thousand Years of Beautiful Tradition, Starting Tuesday
Spectral Evidence and the Soiled Rug (the Pangram freakout)
Nobody's Canvassing for the Guy Who Bowls Twice a Year
The '70s Were Objectively Unhinged, Man
Man, They Almost Built a Fake Cuba
The Van Really Tied The Team Together
Mississippi Had a Whole-Ass Spy Agency for This, Dude
The Citizens' Council Had a Dress Code, Man
There is no Buckley Moment Coming
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home (For Four Years, Tops)
A Communist Invented Your Favorite Bumper Sticker
Dead Man Walking, Picking His Own Pallbearers (Platner - again)
It's Not Nostalgia, Man, It's Fan Fiction
Nobody Thanks the Guy Who Oiled the Lane
That's Not My Rug, Man (The American Dream, Explained)
Atonement's a Beautiful Thing, Man. It's Just Not a Resume.
Lookin' Out My Windshield - The Dude drives through America and notices some things, man
Charlie Sykes Is Playing The Eagles Again (fast follow-up)
I Hate the Fuckin' Eagles, Man
These Guys Have a Lot of Gall, Man
Sixty-One Names And Nobody To Vote For
This Is Not 'Nam. This Is An Election. There Are Rules (or: why primaries and voting are fucked)
That Rug Was Already Peed On, Man (The Awokening Edition)
The Claw, The Cage, and the Calendar
Bill Ackman Is Out of His Element, man
Up, Down, and Out of Their Element
The Grift That Tied the Room Together
That Rug Was Never His (Graham Platner)
The Small Dollar Thing. Also, Like, What Even Is a Strategy, Man.
The Most Expensive Innocence in the World
The Napkin That Peed on the Rug - Republican Economics
The Dude's Assessment of This Whole, Like, Global Situation (part 2)
This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man (part 1)
Nobody Fucks With The Heterodox (Except Maybe They Do)
The Rug, The Budget, And The People Who Peed On Both
The Never Trump Thing: It Really Ties the Room Together. They are a big part of why we're here
The Dude Reads Your Newsletter (He Doesn't)
Nobody Marks It Zero, Man (consultants)
The Fucking OFA, They Pissed on the Rug, Man
The DNC Autopsy: a 192-page document that doesn't believe in itself, man
The Dude's Republican Reckoning, Man, can it really turn?
The Never Trump Thing, Man - Persuasion